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Iran threatens to lock down the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsaws, and Reddit is somehow already calling this the buy of the decade. Classic.
13 consecutive NASDAQ green days, a blocked Strait of Hormuz, and earnings season all walk into a bar. Something's about to get punched.
Oil's chaotic, stocks are shaky, and somehow Bitcoin is the calmest chart in the room. Buyers are grinding. Sellers are failing. Make it make sense.
S&P 500 posts back-to-back 3%+ weeks, Netflix gets clowned for a $0.06 EPS miss, and Anthropic's new AI model is apparently a hacker. Busy week.
S&P 500 posts its biggest weekly gain since 2020 while Iran fires on oil tankers. Either markets know something we don't, or they've completely lost the plot.
The S&P just posted its best week since 2020, oil tankers are getting shot at, and corn costs $1.25 an ear. One of these things is not like the others.
TSLA reports Wednesday and nobody's talking about Model Y. Retail traders want robotaxi timelines, Optimus updates, and a reason to believe again.
Everyone's glued to oil futures and bank earnings. Meanwhile, three small-caps are quietly building catalysts nobody's pricing in yet.
S&P hit 7,001, oil puked 11%, Netflix face-planted 9%, and Iran opened and closed the Strait of Hormuz like it was a convenience store. Weekly roundup.
Markets are pricing in peace, not peace itself — and there's a big difference. Here's what the sentiment data is actually telling us.
S&P hits 7,001, Nasdaq logs its longest win streak since 1992, and oil craters 12%. The catch? Nobody has a signed piece of paper.
Schwab's building its own crypto custody infrastructure. Bitcoin touched $78K. The suits are finally arriving, and they're not leaving.