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Central Banks Buy 1,000 Tons of Gold as US-Iran Tensions Roil Markets

Global central banks are hoarding gold at double the decade's pace, and YouTube traders think they know why. Spoiler: It’s not just for a snazzy vault selfie.

Jul 19, 20262 min read

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Strait of Hormuz Chaos: $1T War Tab Sends Foreclosures Surging

Strait of Hormuz shutdown? Socials expect inflation, $1T war bill, and foreclosures piling up. Market? Still comatose.

Jul 19, 20261 min read

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PayPal ($PYPL) Soars 22% on $53B Buyout Bid, But Board Plays Hardball

PayPal rockets 22% after Stripe and Advent pitch a $53B buyout. Board shrugs, market parties.

Jul 18, 20261 min read

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Iran Blockade Threatens Hormuz Shipping: Oil Shock Risk Rises

US-Iran strikes intensify as Washington reinstates a full maritime blockade on Iran and slaps a 20% cargo charge on Strait of Hormuz traffic.

Jul 17, 20261 min read

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Strait of Hormuz Crisis: IEA Warns Global Economy Hits 'Red Zone'

The Strait of Hormuz is basically closed. The IEA is sounding alarms. And oil markets are doing something weird.

Jul 16, 20261 min read

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Trump Made $1.4B in Crypto While His Coins Crashed 95%

Trump pocketed $1.4B from crypto while retail buyers collectively lost billions. The disclosure numbers are wild.

Jul 15, 20261 min read

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Goldman Sachs AI Bet: Headcount Up as Productivity Soars

Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon says AI tools are supercharging employee output. Headcount is actually up YoY once you factor in Q3 hiring.

Jul 14, 20261 min read

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Oil Hits $82 as Iran Blocks Hormuz: Who Wins, Who Bleeds

Iran shut the Strait of Hormuz, oil is charging toward $82, and the Nasdaq dropped 1.55%. Here's who's printing and who's bleeding.

Jul 14, 20261 min read

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Lindsey Graham Dies at 71 as US-Iran War Escalates

Senator Graham is gone, the Strait of Hormuz is closed, and 1,500 Americans file for bankruptcy daily. The internet is not calm.

Jul 13, 20261 min read

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Strait of Hormuz Closed: What It Means for Oil Prices

Iran's IRGC has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Twenty percent of global oil flows through it. Traders are watching, sweating, and panic-posting.

Jul 12, 20261 min read

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Oil Tankers Stall, Fed Sees Inflation: What the Iran War Costs You

The US-Iran truce collapsed, oil tanker traffic through Hormuz is near standstill, and the Fed is watching inflation get messier by the hour.

Jul 11, 20261 min read

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Iran-U.S. War Kills the Truce: What Goldman $GS and Defense Stocks Do Next

The Iran truce is dead, Goldman just bagged $70B in contracts, and the Strait of Hormuz is a war zone. Here's where smart money is moving.

Jul 9, 20261 min read

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