The week's biggest sentiment movers, and which of last week's calls actually played out.

Chip stocks just had their best quarter ever, Iran almost shut down global shipping, and the Fed kept its independence. Wall Street's been busy.

Iran, spinoffs, AI layoffs, and a Fed that kept its job. The week had everything except a calm news cycle.

US-Iran war broke the Strait of Hormuz, Nasdaq dropped 4.5%, and leveraged ETFs dumped $45B in a single session. Here's what the internet is actually saying about all of it.

Micron posted $41.5B in revenue with 84.9% gross margins. ON Semi fell 25%. Wendy's squeezed shorts. Iran closed Hormuz. Normal week, really.

Micron blew the roof off earnings, Apple hiked prices and got punished, Wendy's became a meme stock again, and Iran threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz. Normal week.

Tech bled out Monday, Wendy's went full meme, and then Micron dropped a $50B guidance bomb. Your week in social sentiment, explained.

Greenspan's gone, Starmer's out, SpaceX is bleeding, and Iran is playing chicken with 30% of the world's oil supply. The internet had opinions.

Iran drama, a fragile 60-day MOU, SpaceX down 18% from highs, and Seth Klarman calling the market euphoric. Welcome to your weekly reality check.

Iran deal, semi rip, SpaceX IPO, and a Fed chair who refused to show his cards. The internet had opinions on all of it.

Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsawed, semis hit record highs, and somehow the market ended the week smiling. Here's how it all played out.

The Strait of Hormuz reopened, Kevin Warsh spooked the bond market, and Intel got a Trump-Apple glow-up. Here's everything that actually mattered this week.

Oil craters, chips surge, SpaceX breaks options markets, and the new Fed chair walks in swinging. The internet called most of it. Here's the tape.