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Iran Threatens to Shut Hormuz, Trump Says 'Great Deal' Coming — Markets Are Somehow Chill

Iran threatens to close Hormuz. Trump says 'great deal' incoming. Oil sits at $90. The market's reaction? A shrug and a CNBC interview.

Apr 21, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Closed and the Market Is Having an Existential Crisis — Here's What Traders Are Actually Doing

Iran threatens to lock down the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsaws, and Reddit is somehow already calling this the buy of the decade. Classic.

Apr 20, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Open, Oil Crashed 11%, and Wall Street Just Had Its Best Week in Months — Now What?

Hormuz reopened, oil dumped 11%, the Dow surged 869 pts, and cruise lines popped 7%+. Markets are in full euphoria mode — but is the party premature?

Apr 18, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Is Screaming, and the S&P Just Hit 7,000 Anyway

The S&P 500 just cracked 7,000 while Iran threatens to torch Gulf energy infrastructure. Markets are vibing. Analysts are screaming. Someone is wrong.

Apr 16, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is the New Black Swan — And Oil Markets Are Already Losing Their Minds

Iran threatening to shut the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsawing, and Larry Fink still somehow bullish. This is the news cycle we live in now.

Apr 14, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Trump Blockades the Strait and Oil Is Already Up 6% Before Monday Open

Peace talks imploded after 15+ hours. Trump announced a Hormuz blockade. Physical crude is at ~$150. Monday is going to be a lot.

Apr 12, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Half-Shut, Inflation Just Ripped, and Wall Street Is Doing the 'Everything Is Fine' Meme

Gas prices up 25%, consumer sentiment at record lows, the Strait of Hormuz barely open — and some folks on Wall Street are still bullish. Let's talk about it.

Apr 10, 20261 min read

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Ceasefire Drops Oil, Rockets $CCL 11% — The Iran Trade Just Flipped

S&P up 2.5%, Nasdaq up 3%, oil heading for its worst day in six years — the Iran ceasefire just reshuffled every hand on the table.

Apr 8, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Oil Spikes to $113 as Iran Threatens to Close the World's Most Important Waterway

WTI crude is kissing $113-$114 as Iran threatens to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Jeremy Siegel's four-scenario playbook is making the rounds — and none of them are boring.

Apr 7, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Is at $113, and the Market Is Up — What Dimension Are We In?

Iran rejected a ceasefire, the Strait of Hormuz has 15 tankers where 70 should be, and markets closed UP. We have questions.

Apr 7, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Trump's 48-Hour Iran Ultimatum Is the Only Chart That Matters Right Now

Trump gave Iran 48 hours. Iran threatened to close Hormuz. Saudi Aramco's CEO noped out of a major conference. Monday morning is not for the faint of heart.

Apr 5, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Oil Hits $141 and the Market Is Basically a Dumpster Fire

Brent crude surges to $141/barrel, Iran threatens to shut Hormuz, and the internet is collectively losing its mind. Here's what traders are actually saying.

Apr 4, 20261 min read

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