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War, Gold, and SpaceX: The Week the Market Stopped Pretending Geopolitics Doesn't Matter

Khamenei's death rattled global markets, gold cratered 28% after a record high, and SpaceX gatecrashed the Nasdaq 100. Your weekly chatter breakdown.

Jul 5, 20261 min read

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Meta Surges, Chips Sizzle, Dow at Record: Why Markets Shrug Off Chaos

Tech tumbles, Meta moonwalks, and the Dow hits fresh highs — all while retail investors pile into leveraged chip ETFs like it’s 1999.

Jul 4, 20261 min read

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The Week the Market Split in Two: Dow Record Highs, Chip Chaos, and an Iran Deal Nobody Fully Believes

The Dow hit a record, the Nasdaq stumbled, and the SOX index had a full emotional breakdown — all in four days. Here's what actually mattered.

Jul 3, 20261 min read

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Iran War, AI Boom, and a Jobs Miss Walk Into a Bar — Markets Buy a Round Anyway

US strikes Iran, Tesla delivers 480K vehicles, and the Russell hits records above 3,000. Somehow Wall Street is vibing. Here's the full chaos debrief.

Jul 2, 20261 min read

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Meta's Cloud Pivot, Iran's Tanker War, and the AI Trade That Won't Quit: Your Week in Chaos

META popped 9% on a cloud business nobody saw coming. Chip stocks had their best quarter ever, then immediately dunked on retail latecomers. Iran blew up a tanker. Normal week.

Jul 2, 20261 min read

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Chips Are Having Their Best Quarter Ever and the Internet Won't Stop Talking About It

Chip stocks just had their best quarter ever, Iran almost shut down global shipping, and the Fed kept its independence. Wall Street's been busy.

Jul 1, 20261 min read

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Missiles, Spinoffs, and Market Mayhem: The Week the World Forgot to Check Its Portfolio

Iran, spinoffs, AI layoffs, and a Fed that kept its job. The week had everything except a calm news cycle.

Jun 30, 20261 min read

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The Iran War Is Breaking Everything — Here's What Social Sentiment Is Actually Telling You

US-Iran war broke the Strait of Hormuz, Nasdaq dropped 4.5%, and leveraged ETFs dumped $45B in a single session. Here's what the internet is actually saying about all of it.

Jun 28, 20261 min read

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Micron's 84.9% Gross Margins Are Breaking the Internet — and the Memory Market

Micron posted $41.5B in revenue with 84.9% gross margins. ON Semi fell 25%. Wendy's squeezed shorts. Iran closed Hormuz. Normal week, really.

Jun 27, 20261 min read

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$MU Just Printed All-Time Highs Then Faceplanted — Here's What The Internet Got Right (And Wrong) This Week

Micron blew the roof off earnings, Apple hiked prices and got punished, Wendy's became a meme stock again, and Iran threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz. Normal week.

Jun 26, 20261 min read

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$MU Just Broke Memory Economics — 86% Gross Margins Are Not Normal and Wall Street Is Finally Noticing

Tech bled out Monday, Wendy's went full meme, and then Micron dropped a $50B guidance bomb. Your week in social sentiment, explained.

Jun 25, 20261 min read

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The Week the Internet Broke: Greenspan Dies, Starmer Quits, Iran Talks, and SpaceX Faceplants — All in 5 Days

Greenspan's gone, Starmer's out, SpaceX is bleeding, and Iran is playing chicken with 30% of the world's oil supply. The internet had opinions.

Jun 23, 20261 min read

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