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Oil, Iran, and a 48-Hour Clock: How the Week's Biggest Macro Risk Played Out — And Why Markets Still Don't Believe It

Oil whipsawed 3% in a single session, Musk lost to Altman, and Ed Yardeni is predicting a July rate HIKE. Your week in markets, brutally summarized.

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Oil at $109, Bonds Puking, and the Trump-Xi Summit Was Basically a Vibes Trip — Here's What Actually Moved Markets This Week

Oil hit $109/barrel, the 10-year cracked 4.6%, and the Trump-Xi summit gave markets a Boeing deal and a shrug. This week had range.

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Bonds Throw a Tantrum, Oil Hits $106, and the Market Finally Got the Memo

Bonds snapped, oil surged, and the Trump-Xi 'Beans and Boeing' summit underwhelmed. The market partied all week, then got the bill on Friday.

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Inflation at 4-Year Highs, Oil at $105, and Wall Street Just Hit Records — Pick a Struggle

Oil hit $105, PPI ran hottest in 4 years, and the S&P still closed at records. Your weekly dose of chaos, explained.

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AI Mania Goes Full Barbie: 'Hi, Chip!' But Is It All Just a Dream?

This week, the market felt like a tech-bro's playlist: all bangers at the top, but the rest of the album's a bit... thin. We're talking record S&P 500s driven by just a handful of AI darlings, while i

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Semis Up 60%, S&P Breadth at 30-Year Lows: The Most Hated Rally in History Is Also the Most Dangerous

Semis up 60% in six weeks, 49% of S&P components above their 50-day, and Michael Burry is screaming 1999. The bull case and the bubble case are both correct — pick your poison.

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Micron Rips 15%, Intel's Back From the Dead, and the AI Bubble Debate Is Officially a Bar Fight

Micron +15.5%, Intel +25% for the week, S&P at record highs, and GameStop tried to buy eBay. No, really. Your weekly sentiment debrief.

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$INTC +25% in a week, Brent at $101, and GameStop tried to buy eBay — welcome to the most unhinged week in markets

Intel +25%, Brent crude at $101, GameStop tried to acquire eBay, and Gundlach is screaming '2007.' Just another week in 2026.

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INTC Rips 25%, AMD Hits Record, and the Chip Party Is Just Getting Started

INTC +25%, AMD +18%, S&P 500 above 7,300 for the first time ever. The bulls ran this week. Here's what the noise actually meant.

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Oil Craters 7%, AMD Moons 20%, and the Week That Broke Every Thesis You Had

Oil dropped 7%, AMD surged 20%, and GameStop bid $56B for eBay with couch cushion money. Welcome to the week that had everything.

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The Week the Strait of Hormuz Broke Everything (Except $INTC and $PLTR)

The Strait of Hormuz held the world hostage, Ken Griffin called a recession, and Palantir posted 85% growth. Just another week in 2026.

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The Week Oil Broke Everything: $BRK.B Sits on $397B, Spirit Dies, and GameStop Tried to Buy eBay

Oil spiked past $106, Spirit Airlines died, Berkshire crowned a new king, and GameStop bid $55B for eBay. Normal week, totally fine.

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