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Hardware Eats Software, Intel Rips 24%, and the Strait of Hormuz Is Now a Macro Variable — Weekly Roundup

INTC ripped 24%, PLTR cratered 14%, and oil nearly hit $100. Oh, and the Strait of Hormuz became the world's most important shipping bottleneck. Just a normal week.

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Seven-Day Win Streak, A Ceasefire, and Hardware Eating Software Alive — Here's Your Weekly Recap

A US-Iran ceasefire, a 7-day S&P win streak, and hardware stocks absolutely murdering enterprise software. Welcome to the week that was.

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Ceasefire Euphoria Sends Dow Up 1,325 Points — But 800 Ships Are Still Stuck in the Strait

Dow +1,325. Oil's biggest drop in 6 years. And 800+ ships still anchored outside the Strait of Hormuz. This week had everything.

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Iran, Oil at $113, and a Market That Can't Decide If It's Scared: Your Weekly Chaos Recap

Trump's Iran ultimatum, $113 oil, and a narrow market bounce masked some genuinely interesting under-the-hood moves. Here's what actually mattered.

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Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Is $113, and Somehow the S&P Is Only Down 5% — Here's Why

Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz, oil hit $113, and the S&P barely flinched. Either markets are brave or in denial — probably both.

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Iran Broke the Market's Brain This Week — Here's What the Data Actually Says

Crude surged 12%, credit markets flashed red, and the internet collectively lost its mind over Iran. The S&P 500 shrugged. Here's your weekly debrief.

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Oil at $140, a Pilot MIA, and Your Easter Candy Is Getting Cheaper — Welcome to the Weirdest Week in Markets

Brent crude above $140, a missing US airman, 178K jobs nobody agrees on, and Nike hitting 2014 lows. The market had a week. We need a drink.

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Oil at $140, SpaceX at $2T, and Trump's Iran Speech Broke the Market — Your Week in Chaos

Oil hit $140, SpaceX filed at a $2T valuation, Tesla missed deliveries, and Trump's primetime speech tanked futures in real time. Normal week.

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Oil's Wild Week: Brent Hits $109, BP Rips 4%, and Your Airline Stocks Are Crying

Brent crude hit $109, BP ripped 4%, and Nike cratered 11%. This week had everything — geopolitical chaos, airline bloodbaths, and a Restoration Hardware implosion.

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Strait of Hormuz Is Breaking Everything: Oil at $115, Recession Odds at 40%, and Your Portfolio Feels It

Oil hit $115, recession odds jumped to 40%, SpaceX filed for the biggest IPO in history, and Nike somehow made it all about Nike. Weekly wrap incoming.

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War, Oil, and a 3% Rip: Q1 2026 Ends With Markets Playing 'Will They Won't They' With Iran

Iran blinked (maybe), markets ripped 3%, oil stayed stubbornly above $100, and Fannie Mae somehow became the trade of the week. Welcome to Q1 2026.

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The Strait of Hormuz Is Eating Your Portfolio — Here's What Survived the Week

The Iran war is now in week five, Brent crude is above $112, and the S&P broke its 200-day MA. Here's what the chatter actually told us.

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