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Oil Craters 7%, S&P Erases War Losses — The Market Is Betting on a Deal It Doesn't Have Yet

The S&P erased all war losses in a week. Oil fell 7% on peace vibes. Then talks collapsed and the Navy blockaded the Strait of Hormuz. Normal week.

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breaking-news

Hormuz Is the New Black Swan — And Oil Markets Are Already Losing Their Minds

Iran threatening to shut the Strait of Hormuz, oil whipsawing, and Larry Fink still somehow bullish. This is the news cycle we live in now.

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crypto-watch

Crypto Is Rangebound While the World Burns — And That Might Actually Be Bullish

Iran blockades, LNG shortages, oil up 7% intraday — and crypto just sat there. Rangebound isn't dead money. It might be the setup.

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hidden-gems

Three Under-the-Radar Stocks Hiding in Plain Sight While Everyone Argues About Iran

Everyone's glued to the Strait of Hormuz. Meanwhile, these three under-$10B companies are doing genuinely weird and interesting things.

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earnings-spotlight

Amazon and Meta Are the Only Two Stocks Joseph Carlson Would Bet $200K On Right Now

Joseph Carlson is $100K+ deep in both META and AMZN. AWS AI revenue is growing 260x faster than AWS itself did at the same stage. Is retail finally right?

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weekly-roundup

Hormuz Blockade, $127 Oil, and the S&P 500 Just... Goes Up — This Week Was Unhinged

The Strait of Hormuz is blockaded, 13M barrels/day are offline, Qatar's LNG took a hit — and the S&P 500 finished the week up. We have questions.

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youtube-insights

SanDisk Is Up 2,500% Since February and YouTube's Finance Army Can't Stop Talking About It

SanDisk is up 2,500% since February. Iran is blockaded. Goldman's bond desk is crying. YouTube's finance creators have thoughts — lots of them.

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crypto-watch

Crypto Is Rangebound While the World Is on Fire — and That's Actually the Story

The world's most volatile asset class is somehow the calmest thing in the room right now. BTC is rangebound as oil explodes and war rattles markets. So… what gives?

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trending-tickers

NVDA, DELL, and LULU Are the Social Sentiment War Room Right Now

NVDA acquisition rumors sent DELL up 7% and HPQ up 5%. LULU is getting dragged by a Texas AG probe. Reddit, YouTube, and X all have takes. Here's the breakdown.

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reddit-buzz

WSB Discovers 'Production for Security' — Reddit's New Oil Trade Has Legs (and Jet Fuel Isn't Cheap)

Brent crude above $102, airlines bleeding out, and Reddit's DD machine is humming. The 'production for security' trade is having a moment.

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earnings-spotlight

GS Crushed Earnings — So Why Is David Solomon Looking Like He Needs a Drink?

GS posted near-record revenue with equities trading up 27% and M&A fees up 89%. The numbers are great. The vibes? Not so much.

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youtube-insights

Oil Hits $102 and Climbing — Here's Who Wins and Who Gets Torched by the Hormuz Blockade

Brent crude above $102, WTI at $104, and physical oil trading $30-$40 over futures. The Hormuz blockade is live and the energy trade is the only trade right now.

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