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Political Chaos Is Crypto's Weird New Tailwind — Here's Why BTC Isn't Flinching

Shots fired at the WHCD, Iran nukes stalled, and money moving to China. Yet crypto sentiment is holding steady. Wild times.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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market-analysis

The Fed Holds, Big Tech Earns, and Someone Brought a Shotgun to the Press Dinner — Markets Are Shrugging

The Fed's holding rates, five Mag 7 names are reporting, and China's bond yields just flipped the script on 20 years of history. Your market roadmap for the week.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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trending-tickers

Big Tech Earnings Week Is Here and $MSFT, $GOOGL, $META Have Everything to Prove

MSFT, GOOGL, and META all report Wednesday. Azure is trailing Google Cloud by 10 percentage points. Someone's about to have a very bad morning.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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breaking-news

Hormuz or Bust: Oil Above $105 and the Internet is Absolutely Losing It

Iran threatens Hormuz, Brent crude blows past $105, and traders are doom-scrolling harder than ever. Here's what the sentiment data actually says.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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weekly-roundup

Intel's Dot-Com Ghost Is Dead — $INTC Just Had Its Best Quarter in Years and the Semis Are On Fire

Intel erased its dot-com ghost, semis went on an 18-day win streak, and the Strait of Hormuz turned off the global oil tap. Week of April 24th, ranked.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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earnings-spotlight

Strait of Hormuz Is Killing Energy Earnings — And Wall Street Is Still Asleep

The Strait of Hormuz is basically closed, Brent crude is above $105, and Bloomberg's own energy guests say markets are underpricing the risk. Earnings season is going to be spicy.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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crypto-watch

Billionaire Crypto Drama Is Trending and Bloomberg Made a Quiz Out of It

Bloomberg turned billionaire crypto drama into a trivia question. If that's not a sign of peak cultural saturation, we don't know what is.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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trending-tickers

Oil at $160, the Strait is Mined, and the S&P Is Somehow Up — Social Sentiment Is Losing Its Mind

Oil's at $160, the Strait of Hormuz is mined, and finance YouTube is screaming 'get your money out.' Meanwhile the S&P is on its longest win streak since 2024. Sure.

Apr 26, 20261 min read

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market-analysis

S&P 500 Eyes Record Close While a War Shuts Down the World's Oil Tap — Markets Are Gaslighting Us

The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs while the biggest energy disruption in human history plays out in real time. Sure, totally normal.

Apr 25, 20261 min read

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hidden-gems

Three Tickers Nobody's Talking About That Are About to Get Very Loud

Intel got its parade. These three under-the-radar names are doing the quiet work that could make them tomorrow's headlines.

Apr 25, 20261 min read

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youtube-insights

$INTC Just Eclipsed Its Dot-Com Peak — And the YouTube Finance World Can't Stop Talking About It

Intel just eclipsed its dot-com peak, Apple's getting a new CEO, and the SOX hit an 18-day win streak. YouTube finance is losing its mind — in the best possible way.

Apr 25, 20261 min read

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weekly-roundup

$INTC just had its best day since 1987 — and the AI chip story is only getting weirder

Intel's best single-day gain since October 1987. Tesla's $3.3B free cash flow swing. A new Fed Chair incoming. This week had everything except a quiet news cycle.

Apr 25, 20262 min read

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