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Iran is blockading global oil supply, leveraged ETFs torched $45B in one day, and WallStreetBets picked this week to rally behind a burger chain. Classic.
ON Semi just had its worst week since 2008. Oracle dropped 19%. Bio-Techne surged 23%. Somewhere in there, the AI trade quietly cracked.

MU just crushed estimates with $41.5B in revenue and QCOM is targeting $40B in non-handset sales. Meanwhile, AAPL is paying the price — literally.

Reddit memed Wendy's into its best day since 2020. Micron is the most-watched earnings trade of the year. And Qualcomm just tried to out-NVIDIA NVIDIA.

GOOGL is having its worst stretch in months as top AI talent bolts for rivals, while SPCX keeps sliding post-IPO. The internet has opinions.

The Strait of Hormuz is playing games, 30-year yields just cracked 5%, and finance YouTube is screaming about oil. Here's where the crowd is piling in.

Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, Wall Street holds its breath, and somehow Carnival Cruise Lines is still the hottest debate on finance Twitter. Only in 2026.

SpaceX IPO broke records, semis are surging on Hormuz deal hopes, and ASML is catching geopolitical heat. The internet has opinions on all three.

Intel surges 10% on Apple chip deal, Accenture craters 18% on weak guidance — two stocks, one brutal thesis: the market is paying for picks and shovels, not suits.

New Fed Chair Warsh just killed forward guidance and 9 of 18 dot-plotters want hikes. While stocks wobbled, INTC and RTX are the tickers social media can't stop screaming about.

SpaceX is up 35% in two days, Fox is down 17% on a $22B bet, and oil just cratered 5%. The crowd is screaming. We're listening.

The NASDAQ fell 8%, Mag 7 wobbled, and somehow AAOI, Lumentum, and Coherent shrugged. Here's the trade hiding in plain sight.