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Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Is Furious, and Your Monday Is Already Ruined

Iran's Revolutionary Guards are threatening to slam shut the Strait of Hormuz. Oil is whipsawing. The dollar is spiking. Happy Monday, everyone.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Basically Closed and Oil Just Hit $112 — Here's What the Internet Is Screaming

Brent crude is above $112, 20,000 seafarers are stranded near Hormuz, and the doomscroll crowd is pricing in $150 oil. Social sentiment is absolutely unhinged right now.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Closed, Oil Hits $100, and Your Tech Portfolio Is Having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

Oil at $100, Nasdaq in correction, and the Strait of Hormuz is closed. This is not a drill. Markets are having a full meltdown and social sentiment is not calming down.

Mar 28, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Oil Above $108 and Wall Street Is Finally Pricing In the Apocalypse

The Iran-US war is no longer a tail risk — it's the whole body. Oil is at $108, the Strait of Hormuz is in play, and Wall Street is catching up fast.

Mar 27, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Iran's Threat to Close the World's Oil Choke Point Has Markets in Full Panic Mode

Iran just threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz. Saudi Aramco's boss bailed on a major conference. Oil is whipsawing. This is not a drill.

Mar 25, 20261 min read

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Hormuz or Bust: Oil Hits $105 and the Whole Market Is Holding Its Breath

Brent crude at $105, the Strait of Hormuz on the table, and Trump calling it a win. Social media is in full chaos mode — here's what traders are actually saying.

Mar 24, 20261 min read

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Trump's 48-Hour Iran Ultimatum Is Torching Markets — And the Strait of Hormuz Isn't Even Closed Yet

Trump's 48-hour Iran ultimatum sent Asian markets into freefall. The Strait of Hormuz is the world's most important oil chokepoint — and it's now a hostage.

Mar 23, 20261 min read

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The Strait of Hormuz Is Closing and Ian Bremmer Says Markets Aren't Even Sweating Yet

Trump's 48-hour Hormuz ultimatum, Iranian missiles over Israel, and oil at multi-year highs. Social sentiment is screaming — and Ian Bremmer says markets haven't even started pricing this in.

Mar 22, 20261 min read

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LNG Just Hit $30/MMBTU and the Strait of Hormuz Is Playing 4D Chess With Your Energy Bill

LNG went from $10 to $30/MMBTU in days. Qatar moves 20% of global LNG. The Strait of Hormuz is nervous. Your energy portfolio should be very, very awake.

Mar 21, 20261 min read

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Brent at $112, VIX Above 27, and Trump Just Called NATO 'Cowards' — Welcome to Friday

Brent crude above $112, diesel at $5/gallon, and ground troops on the table. Wall Street's having a very bad Friday and Reddit is coping.

Mar 20, 20261 min read

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Hormuz Is Closed, Gas Is Almost $4, and Cheniere Just Won the Lottery

Hormuz closed, pump prices up 30%, and Qatar's biggest LNG facility is on fire. Meanwhile, Cheniere is having the best week of its life.

Mar 20, 20261 min read

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Powell Holds, Middle East Burns, and Oil Just Hit $100 — Welcome to the Fed's Worst Nightmare

Oil near $100, Dow down 768, and Powell doing his best 'wait and see' impression. The Fed's dual mandate is officially in a cage match with itself.

Mar 19, 20261 min read

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