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Tesla's Quarter Was So Good It Made the Bears Cry Into Their Short Positions

Tesla flipped from -$1.9B expected free cash flow to +$1.44B actual. The market is vibing. Iran who?

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The Strait of Hormuz Is Closed and Markets Are Still Partying Like It's Fine

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for 8 weeks, 13M barrels/day are offline, and US futures are... rising? The market's cognitive dissonance is showing.

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S&P 500 Hits Record While the Strait of Hormuz Burns — Markets Are Either Genius or Insane

S&P 500 posts its biggest weekly gain since 2020 while Iran fires on oil tankers. Either markets know something we don't, or they've completely lost the plot.

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The Strait Is Open, the S&P Is Ripping, and Nobody Knows If Any of This Is Real

Markets are pricing in peace, not peace itself — and there's a big difference. Here's what the sentiment data is actually telling us.

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Records on Records: The Market Is Vibing While Earnings Season Prepares to Reality-Check Everyone

Markets are printing records like it's therapy, but earnings season is pulling up with a list of grievances. Here's what the sentiment data is screaming.

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The Market Is Pricing in Peace — But Cruise Ships Are Still Stuck in the Gulf

The Nasdaq just posted 11 straight up days, the S&P is knocking on 7,000, and Allbirds pivoted to AI. Meanwhile, five cruise ships are literally stranded in the Persian Gulf.

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The Strait Is Closed, Oil Is At $150, And Your Doritos Already Cost $7 — Welcome To Stagflation Season

Oil at $127, gas headed to $7, and PepsiCo missing revenue by $1B two quarters in a row. The demand destruction is real and the stagflation clock is ticking.

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Seven Green Days and a Strait: The S&P's Ceasefire Rally Has One Very Vulnerable Chokepoint

Seven consecutive green days on the S&P 500, semiconductors leading a V-shape recovery, and JD Vance doing diplomacy. What could possibly go wrong?

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Hormuz Is the New Fed: How a Half-Closed Strait Is Running the Entire Market Right Now

The Strait of Hormuz is barely open, CPI just had its worst month since 2022, and somehow the AI trade is still ripping. Markets contain multitudes.

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Hardware Eats Software Alive While the Strait of Hormuz Holds the World Hostage

Seven straight S&P gains, a hardware vs. software civil war, and the Strait of Hormuz cutting off 10M barrels/day. Normal Tuesday.

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The Ceasefire Rally Is Real — But So Is the Skepticism Chasing It

Dow up 1,300 points, oil down 10%, and 800+ ships still stuck in the Strait of Hormuz. The market is celebrating peace — cautiously.

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Market Caught in Crossfire: Energy Surges, Tech Takes a Breather as Iran Deadline Looms

Energy and defense lead as Middle East tensions boil. Apple buckles, healthcare leaps—this market rotation is straight out of a Michael Bay script.

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