Weekly Roundup

The week's biggest sentiment movers, and which of last week's calls actually played out.

War, Oil, and a 3% Rip: Q1 2026 Ends With Markets Playing 'Will They Won't They' With Iran

Iran blinked (maybe), markets ripped 3%, oil stayed stubbornly above $100, and Fannie Mae somehow became the trade of the week. Welcome to Q1 2026.

Mar 31, 20261 min read

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The Strait of Hormuz Is Eating Your Portfolio — Here's What Survived the Week

The Iran war is now in week five, Brent crude is above $112, and the S&P broke its 200-day MA. Here's what the chatter actually told us.

Mar 30, 20261 min read

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Oil at $112, S&P Below 200-Day, and Wall Street's Portfolio is on Fire — Weekly Sentiment Roundup

Brent above $112, S&P off 8% from its high, and your tech portfolio looking like it lost a fight with a drone. Here's what social sentiment told us this week.

Mar 29, 20261 min read

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Five Weeks of Pain: The Iran War Is Breaking Portfolios — and the Playbook

Five straight weeks of losses, Brent crude above $113, and the Strait of Hormuz still closed. This week's sentiment data reads like a disaster film — because it basically is.

Mar 28, 20261 min read

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Oil at $105, Hormuz on Lock, and Your Summer Airfare Just Went Full Villain: The Week in Market Chaos

Oil up 40%, airfares up 560%, coal stocks up 10%, and gold selling off. This week's sentiment data reads like a market having an existential crisis.

Mar 26, 20261 min read

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Week 14 of the Iran War Just Broke Oil Markets — and $CF Is Eating It Up

Week 14 of the U.S.-Iran war is rewriting commodity markets in real time. Here's who won, who got wrecked, and what the crowd is saying.

Mar 15, 20261 min read

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Oil at $99, S&P Down Three Weeks Straight, and Iran Just Closed the Hormuz — Good Morning

Three straight weeks of S&P losses, oil flirting with $100, and the Strait of Hormuz closed. The chatter this week was loud, scared, and occasionally correct.

Mar 14, 20261 min read

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$OXY, $MRO, $PSX: Brent Just Crossed $100 and the Hormuz Play Is Very Much Alive

Brent crossed $100/barrel for the first time since 2022, the Strait of Hormuz is mined, and your gas pump is already doing the math. Weekly sentiment roundup.

Mar 13, 20261 min read

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Iran, AI Coups, and Private Credit Landmines: Your Weekly Chaos Report

Oil spikes, AI identity crises at the DoD, and private credit quietly sitting on a software time bomb. This week in markets was a lot.

Mar 12, 20261 min read

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Oil's Wild Week: A $38 Swing, A Closed Strait, and Trump Tweeting 'Very Complete'

WTI hit $120 overnight, then crashed to $87 by lunch. The Dow swung 1,200 points in a day. Normal week, totally fine.

Mar 10, 20261 min read

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Oil Hits $90, Hormuz Is Closed, and Your Portfolio Is Having a Worse Week Than Iran's Navy

Oil surged 36% in a week, the Strait of Hormuz is functionally closed, and IWM is taking it worse than everyone. Weekly sentiment roundup.

Mar 8, 20261 min read

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Oil Above $92, Hormuz Closed, and Your Gas Bill Is Now a Foreign Policy Document

Oil surged past $92, all three major indexes dropped ~1%, and the Iran conflict just entered week two with no exit ramp in sight. Here's what social sentiment is screaming.

Mar 7, 20261 min read

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