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The S&P 500 and Nasdaq just hit all-time highs while the Strait of Hormuz stays closed and Citadel's Ken Griffin quietly warns of global recession. Normal stuff.

A $35 gap between paper and physical oil prices. $397B in Berkshire cash. Semis at ATH vs SPY. The market is screaming something. Are you listening?

Greg Abel's debut as CEO came with $397B in cash, 18% earnings growth, and a blunt warning that now is not the time to deploy it. The Oracle still agrees.

S&P above 7,200. NASDAQ at records. Apple buying back $100B. Oil spiking. Iran blockaded. Markets said 'sure, fine' and ripped higher anyway.

WTI at $103, Powell's final bow at the FOMC, and Uber trying to become the app that does everything. Markets have a lot to process.

A WSJ report on OpenAI missing targets cratered semis 4%, but big tech earnings season and $65B in collective capex commitments say the AI story isn't over.

S&P 500 hits record highs, Philly Semi is up 37% in April alone, and oil is surging past $108. Markets are somehow the calmest thing happening right now.

The Fed's holding rates, five Mag 7 names are reporting, and China's bond yields just flipped the script on 20 years of history. Your market roadmap for the week.

The S&P 500 is flirting with record highs while the biggest energy disruption in human history plays out in real time. Sure, totally normal.

Intel's up 121% YTD, Google's writing $40B checks to Anthropic, and the Strait of Hormuz may never fully reopen. Normal market stuff.

Tesla flipped from -$1.9B expected free cash flow to +$1.44B actual. The market is vibing. Iran who?

The Strait of Hormuz has been closed for 8 weeks, 13M barrels/day are offline, and US futures are... rising? The market's cognitive dissonance is showing.