The Iran War Is Rewriting Every Macro Playbook — And Oil at $113 Is Just the Opening Act

If your 2026 macro playbook didn't include 'active US military campaign targeting Iran with 7,000+ strikes' as a base case, congratulations — you're in good company and also completely wrong. Operation Epic Fury is the new dominant market force, with Brent crude near $113/barrel, the Pentagon seeking a $200 billion supplemental war budget, and the Hormuz Strait now apparently a toll road. Bloomberg Podcasts and CNBC coverage from the past 48 hours reads less like financial journalism and more like a Tom Clancy novel with a Bloomberg terminal open in the background.

The Fed is watching helplessly from the sidelines. JPMorgan's fixed income team is calling this the largest energy shock since the 1970s-80s, and Powell's dot plot now projects only one rate cut in 2026. Meanwhile, the ECB is bracing for inflation, the Swiss National Bank is watching the franc, and Japan — the most energy-import-dependent G7 nation — is literally pledging $550 billion in US investment just to stay in the conversation. Gold miners like $NEM are selling off despite being up 122% YTD, which tells you everything about where sentiment sits right now: even the 'safe haven' trade is getting punished when forced selling kicks in.

One bright spot: $RIVN surged ~5% on a $1.25 billion Uber partnership for 50,000 robotaxis — proof that somewhere under all this geopolitical rubble, the future is still being built. It's just really hard to hear over the missile strikes.