Reddit's DD Machine Is Locked In On $ORCL and $RBLX — One's Going to the Moon, One's Going to Therapy
The r/investing and WSB crowd is sorting winners from losers as AI infrastructure trades go parabolic and Roblox's age-verification pivot nukes its bookings forecast

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If you spent this week scrolling r/wallstreetbets, you basically watched two different movies play out in real time. $ORCL surged 6.5% after officially joining the Pentagon's classified AI network program — a deal announced via a Pentagon X post that Reddit clipped, screenshotted, and turned into 47 separate DD threads before lunch. The government AI infrastructure trade is very much alive, and Oracle is no longer just your dad's database company.
Meanwhile, $RBLX had its worst single session since February 2020, collapsing 18.3% after cutting its full-year bookings forecast. The reason? Age verification friction — roughly 35% of US users currently can't communicate on the platform. WSB's reaction was predictably brutal. The CEO called it a short-term headache on the way to a safer, stickier platform. Reddit called it a self-inflicted gunshot wound with a side of cope.
The broader tape backing all this: S&P 500 Q1 earnings grew 28.8% versus the 14% expected, and the index just logged its best April since November 2020. The AI infrastructure wave is real, the government is spending, and Oracle just pulled up a chair to the table — Roblox can figure out its age-gate problem on its own time.