Reddit Roasts $GME’s $56B eBay Power Move—DD Detects Delusion or Genius?

If you thought Reddit couldn’t get more unhinged, welcome to the $GME “we’re buying $EBAY for $56 billion” arc. One DD post with 8k upvotes reads like an M&A fever dream, featuring amateur forensic accounting, custom meme math, and a side order of “stonks only go up” logic. Key line: “If GameStop pulls this off, I’ll eat my keyboard.”

Options chatter is pure chaos—spreads are blowing out, puts are printing, and the phrase “reverse Volvo squeeze” is being used unironically. Meanwhile, Michael Burry rage-quit his $GME shares faster than Reddit can edit flair, spiking skepticism on deal viability. WSB’s mood: about 10% ‘diamond hands,’ 90% voting “hold the L.” If this merger actually closes, expect 2026 to be known as “the year reality glitched.”