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No index data, maximum drama. The Iran conflict is the only chart that matters right now — and it's not on any terminal.

Markets are showing zeroes across the board, but the real number you should care about right now is 300 — as in Israeli airstrikes on Lebanon since March 2nd.

Oil at $100, the Strait of Hormuz closed, and market data showing nothing but zeroes. Oh cool, totally fine.

Brent crude blasts past $100, the Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed, and Jeff Currie is calling this a decade-long regime shift. Buckle up.

The Iran war isn't just a headline — it's reshaping energy, semis, and consumer stocks in real time. Here's what social sentiment says about who's winning and losing.

Oil's up 20%, the VIX just surged 24% in a single day, and the Strait of Hormuz is essentially closed. Markets aren't panicking — they're *already* panicking.

Iran won't back down, missile stockpiles are thinning, gas jumped $0.09 overnight, and core PCE sits at 3.1%. The market's vibes are immaculate right now.